The Reflecting Pool is 85% full, and looking
really good! It hasn’t worked properly
for any President other than me
since 1922, but will now. We have cameras
set up to stop any potential Vandalism,
Somalis, and Democrats in the area,
including the grassed areas, which were
destroyed by chemical poisoning with a
“PERSON WOMAN MAN CAMERA TV,” a
large, and very inappropriate, phrase.
The grass was completely replaced!
President DONALD J. TRUMP