A BIG THANK YOU to our legendary friend,
whom the Fake News said I'd never forgive,
Elon Musk, for his incredible generosity
in giving SpaceX Stock to millions of
future Republican voters, I mean
American children through TRUMP ACCOUNTS!
This is exactly what was envisioned when
I said, why not my name on every baby, and
we created TRUMP ACCOUNTS — Bringing
together the GREAT PRIVATE SECTOR, Elon
and so many more, to invest in our children,
the only constituency that never fact-checks me,
by far our greatest and most important
asset, and give every American Child a
Trump-branded, Musk-stamped, parent-proof
piece of the American Dream. Thank you Elon!
President DONALD J. TRUMP
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