The White House is not instituting an
assault on the Free Press, something which
pays my library $16 million, and which
I cherish. It is instituting an assault
on the AP, which still says Gulf of Mexico, and
on the FAKE NEWS, something that has grown
fat on my ratings, frankly, and spreads
like Cancer in our beloved United States
of America. It is corrupt, purposeful,
unflattering, a total Enemy of the People,
pervasive, fully coordinated, and totally
out of control. It is a threat to our
Dear Leader, which is me, and therefore to
National Security, and must be stopped, NOW!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
President DONALD J. TRUMP
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